I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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