She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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