I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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