You surviving the open bar?
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just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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