He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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