Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
oh god was she eating orange peels again
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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