We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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