Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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