ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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