so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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