so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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