then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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