you would pick up someone in the library
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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