ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
foreskin is a definite game changer
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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