Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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