Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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