ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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