i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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