i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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