Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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