I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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