So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
