why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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