Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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