she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
