i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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