I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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