I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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