I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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