So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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