Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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