If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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