I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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