Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
