She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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