Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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