we have officially lost it.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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