so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
