she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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