it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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