i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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