I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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