Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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