You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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