GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He passed out mid-signature
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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