that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
