life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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