come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
