your room smells of hookers.
And success
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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