Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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