Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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