he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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