need another drink. this is the easiest way
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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