DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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